Things Momma Told You

America is a conservative country 

Most people aren’t very smart

Most people are a pain in the ass

Momma loves the baby boy

Better than life itself

Better than life, better than life

Better than Life itself

Momma Tess’s favorite things

Nekot peanut butter wafers 

Dukes mayonnaise 

Chic Filet Nuggets

Longhorn chopped steak very very well done

Red Lobster crab legs

Jack and Jim

Waffle House Cheesy Eggs

Fettuccine- no ‘proteins’

Fresh Market Home Made Vanilla Bean Ice cream with chocolate milk and Planters Peanuts

Banana pops